psyducker:

one time i went to a haunted corn maze that im pretty sure wasnt approved of by the city at all they used real dead animals to decorate it and they had a room full of fake snakes but apparently a real snake got in there and bit a kid and he died i love halloween 

anxius:

boys? you mean sex toys that are rude and don’t even vibrate? no thank u

punkwarren:

striderdaves:

i love catfish so much because they act like theyre fbi agents or something when theyre really just using reverse google image search

i thought you meant the animal and let me tell you that was a wild minute of me trying to figure out the psychology of fish thinking they’re federal law enforcement

caliboorn:

She wears short skirts, I wear T-Shirts, but not for long because we are currently taking off our clothes surprise we’re lesbians. 

(Source: princedoki)

Me: Who's a good boy?

Dog: ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Me: YOU'RE A GOOD BOY!

Dog: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

morbidlysunny:

reincarnated-fallen-angel:

miss-june-firefly:

sergeantjerkbarnes:

can we please discuss what the fuck is wrong with pennsylvania

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Just remember, we gave you good sports, Motionless in White, and Bill Cosby.

     Don’t forget Hebe, Curtain and Pillow Pennsylvania. Yes they are real towns as well.

Don’t forget Kutztown….

e-brat:

i could literally just sit here and watch this gif for 26 executive minutes 

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e-brat:

i could literally just sit here and watch this gif for 26 executive minutes 

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(Source: sleepcycled)

kobetyrant:

ugly boy: aye
me: 🚶
ugly boy: *grows a beard*
me: oh shit my bad I fell asleep wassup? 😍😛